SAD NEWS: Duchess Kate allegedly that she stopped having sex with William months ago the reason will surprise u… See more details.

SAD NEWS: Duchess Kate allegedly that she stopped having sex with William months ago the reason will surprise u… See more details.

Way back, more than a year and a half ago, the tabloids were attempting to introduce Kate Middleton (then Prince William’s fiancée) to the world. Those of us who were paying attention knew Kate, we knew how many times William had dumped her or screwed around on her, and we knew that she always took him back, no questions asked. But The Enquirer tried to convince us that Kate was playing an old game on William once she had gotten the ring – sources claimed that Kate stopped putting out, allegedly to make their wedding night special, but really because Kate didn’t feel like exerting herself once she had gotten the ring. I referred to it as “closing down her biscuit factory” which, hilariously, some people thought “Oh, I didn’t know Kate owned a literal biscuit factory.”

Anyway, there’s a new report suggesting that Kate has shut down her biscuit factory once again – allegedly, she hasn’t put out in FOUR MONTHS. Which might go a long way in explaining A) why William seems to have less patience for his wife these days and B) why Kate has been flirting up a storm with Prince Harry.

I got the “four months” figure from HL’s headline, by the way. I’m surprised that it’s not mentioned in the story. Now, has Kate really cut William off? Is it all about his “work schedule” (even though he’s done more partying and public events in the past two months than work)? Or does Kate not want to ruin her figure? Eh. I would bet that Kate is on The Pill or something, so it’s not like she has to “cut him off” to ensure that she won’t get pregnant. While I have my doubts about the accuracy of this story, I do wonder if Will and Kate’s sex life is exciting or passionate or anything beyond rote at this point.